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討厭的天氣,又溼又冷,一年中最討厭的天氣。啊!!!!
!!!!!!!想做的事跟該做的事起碼有一百件,卻什麼都不想做。賴在被窩抱著我的白熊爸爸,恩,其實是給外甥女的生日禮物。連用到完完全全沒電的手機都懶得充電。恩,我跟手機一模一樣,電池耗盡,嗶!嗶!嗶!需要充電,而且我還是太陽能,沒有太陽就什麼都不能了。星期日曬的那一點點太陽好像用的差不多了,恩,寫點東西充電吧!

雖然聽說台北一整天都下雨,又冷的要命,但是呢至少在宜蘭的星期天上午,雖然是烏雲密佈,但是呢太陽不時出來露露臉,打打招呼,然後呢又躲貓貓去了。我這個跟屁蟲又跟衝浪的朋友去大溪的蜜月灣,他們去衝浪,我呢就是去玩玩水,泡泡腳。天氣不好,經過時看到三個人在衝浪,等我們換好衣服時,已經沒有人在海裡了。跟一個抱著浪板的男生擦身而過時,他還說,不要浪費時間了,沒有浪,去烏石港吧!我們都來了,還是去看看啊!

還沒走到沙灘時就看到一個外國人,很面熟,對我們笑了笑,恩,究竟在哪裡看過呢?是我做瑜珈的同學嗎?還是在哪家吧裡看過的?很想問他Have we met before?但是呢覺得實在是太老的pick up line了,所以放棄。走近一看,發現這位老兄正在換衣服,圍著一條毛巾,我們經過時呢正在脫褲子,所以看到他的大半片屁股。非禮勿視。僅僅記牢孔老夫子的教訓,趕快轉頭過去當作沒看到。

這位老兄呢換了防寒衣,因為天氣冷,所以衝浪的人會穿那種連身的防寒衣下水,可這位先生有明顯的暴露狂傾向,後來我發現。他的防寒衣的拉鍊都只拉到屁股上一點點,露出很明顯的股溝。恩,不過身材練得很不錯,屁股很翹,人家可能覺得有身材就是要露吧!就像女生穿低胸衣服露乳溝一樣吧,呵呵。跟朋友研究了一下,後來才發現,恩,面熟的原因是原來他長得很像CSI裡面的Nick。還好沒去亂認。

Nick先生衝浪還衝的不錯,天氣不好,原本只有他跟朋友在衝浪。我與另一個朋友曬曬太陽。風很大,捲起沙子好像沙塵暴,有時候剛好臉轉過去,啪!好像被沙子打了一巴掌,痛死了。全身是沙,我覺得連大腦都被沙子攻佔了那種程度。我在沙灘上走來晃去,踩踩水,玩玩沙。悠哉的很,享受著偶爾出來打打招呼的太陽,還後悔沒有換比基尼來曬呢!

漸漸的人越來越多,可天氣也越來越糟。Nick先生起來後,一樣露股溝晃晃跟人家聊天後,最後又選了個最明顯的角度換衣服。一樣把他的小毛巾圍在腰上,慢條斯理的脫掉防寒衣,然後呢又不疾不徐的把褲子穿上。彷彿是知道有觀眾似的。因為這回隔了一段距離,所以我跟朋友兩個就重頭到尾好好的欣賞。然後呢我就想起在前幾個星期在fresh看得aussiebum的影片。

我對哪種影片實在沒什麼興趣,看了也沒什麼感覺,也不覺的美或帥。那天看Nick先生倒覺得如果是真人秀的話倒也不錯,養眼。當然了也要身材好才行啊!不過衝浪的人身材好像都還可以,至少好像幾乎沒看過熊衝浪的。恩,這麼一說我突然腦海浮現北極熊站在衝浪板上的畫面。好多年前我有個這樣的電話,是可口可樂送的。好懷念喔!

呵呵,也就是如此。男人是視覺動物,女人呢則是心靈動物吧,恩,至少是我啦。!Nick先生長什麼樣,我實在不太記得了,在路上遇到應該也不會認得,恩,說不定看到那個翹屁股的股溝還會想起來。呵呵。可是呢假如是跟我說了甜言蜜語的話,沒有啦,外國人我覺得都長的差不多。如果是說過話的人通常我會認得點吧!

恩,又說了一堆無聊的廢話,一事無成的一天!寫完了,該去洗衣服整理房間備課,喔,還有手機充電了。對了,想看帥哥換衣服的現場秀的可以到大溪蜜月灣喔!

Last Tuesday was cold and riany, exactly the same weather as today, my least favorite of all. didn't feel like doing anything (like today) so was reading a novel from my favorite writer, Haruki Murakami. Then i saw the name of the song "the girl from Ipanema".  Hmm, I just read another short story of his with this as a title not too long ago, so, what kind of song it is, I wonder. Well, the easiest way is of course check out youtube. To my surprise, I knew that song, the melody, at least pretty well. I think most people at my age probably know this song well. Then suddenly I thought of the music style, bossa nova, my student asked me the other day and I had no idea what that was, so I checked that out on youtube as well. And the same song showed up. Ha ha, life is interesting in this way. Well, even more interesting is that that night I went to Brown Sugar for Bobby Chen's performance and met four Brazilian guys there. Later that night one of them showed me and my friend some music from Brazil and of course including both the Portuguese and English versions of 'the girl from Ipanema'.

Well, that has nothing to do with what I am going to write. Or perhaps a bit, since they told me the Ipanmea is a beach in Sao Paul where I should definitely visit one day. Hmm, I would love to! Anyway, honeymoon bay is just a beach in Daxi, Yi-Lan and a lot of surfers go there. Last Sunday I went there with my friends. They went surfing and I just wanted to get out of town to relax. The weather wasn't perfect, quite cloudy and windy and the sun was playing hide and seek. Still it's nice to be at the beach before it started to rain. Besides, I saw the guy from honeymoon bay. Ha ha.

He looked very familiar to me at first glance. I was wondering where we met while walking toward him. Is he a classmate from yoga class? Did I talk to him at a bar? I was pretty positive I saw hime somewhere before and almost asked him "Have we met before?" But this is a too old pick up line and I just wanted to go there to enjoy sunshine so I kept silence when we walked passed him. Anyway, it would be really strange if I said anything since he was chaning when we got there. With a towel on his waist, we could all see his ass. Well, Confucius said "Don't look when it's not polite to do so", so I just turned my head. Hmm, very nice ass, say that in my mind.

Then I thought of the Aussiebum shows I saw last week at Fresh. Personally I don't found men naked or with very little clothes attractive even if they have a good body. Guys are more visual because women are much more beautiful and nice to look at, I think. Most guys look much better with clothes on, believe it or not. Just go to the swimming pool then you know what I mean. I try very hard not to look around when I go swimminig seriously.

Anyway, this guy with nice ass put on his wetsuit but only zipped up enough to show his bumcrack walking around like that. Hmm, I guess it works the same as women wear low-cut shirt dress or T-shirt to show their cleavage and breast. The show off thing does apply to men as well. Ah, then finally I realized that he looked so much like Nick in the CSI when he had a beard. Good thing that I didn't say anything to him.

Then he went surfing for a few hours. Then of course, there's the show time. He stood at a place where everyone could see him, with the tiny towel on his waist again, he slowly started his strip show. This time since it was with some distance so my friend and I just watched him chaning the whole time. Hmm, it's acutally quite entertaining. Of course it's because he's cute with a good body. Hmm, it's late. I'm talking nonsense again. It's just the song "the girl from Ipanema" kept coming to my mind and I kept thinking of the guy from honeymoon bay. ha ha. I don't even remember what he looks like. hmm, perhaps if I see that good figure again, I might be recognize him. ho ho.

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